Luke Bryan Isn’t Taking Your Girl (With Audio!)

What Would Chely Do?
by Chely Sizemore
@chelysizemore

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Cody writes: Dear Chely, My girlfriend likes Luke Bryan too much. She listens to him all the time, tweets at him. She even sleeps in a Luke Bryan T-shirt. Sometimes I think she loves Luke Bryan more than she loves me. Should I break up with her?

Dear Cody:

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Follow Luke on twitter @lukebryanonline. And follow me @chelysizemore.

You are a fool! Your girlfriend doesn’t love Luke Bryan. Your girlfriend doesn’t even know Luke Bryan. She loves Luke Bryan the singer. She loves the way she thinks he’s singing those love songs to her. And she loves looking at him… that silky hair, beautiful face, those pearly white teeth and that luscious smile. And she probably loves the way he gets that come-here-girl look in his eyes. Whew… What was I talking about?

Oh, yes. I remember now. Cody, you’ve got to let that go. It’s okay for you to tell her that you wish she would give it a rest every now and then, but for Heaven’s sake, grow up. If you really think Luke Bryan is going to swoop into town, grab up your girlfriend up and take her off in the sunset, then you are dating someone who is way, way over your head.

Okay, I’ve gotta go. I’m in the mood for a little Luke Bryan… music that is. Well, I might look at just 1 or 2 photos.

Do you have a question for me? email chelyhugs@gmail.com.

xoxo
Chely!

Pull Up Them Britches, Girlfriend

Nobody Ever Needs to See
Your Thong in Public

What Would Chely Do?
by Chely Sizemore
@chelysizemore

Sandra writes: Take a look at this pic, Chely. Do you think this is a sexy look or not?
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Dear Sandra:

Let’s see… How do I put this mildly?…NO, it’s not sexy unless you’re trying to look like the world’s trashiest stripper!

Whew. I feel better now. Let me explain what I meant. Well, actually that is exactly what I meant. Look, sexy is all about two things: 1) being confident, and 2) leaving something to the imagination.

Confident means being comfortable with yourself and having a healthy self esteem. Hanging your bare bottom off the back of a bar stool isn’t confident, it’s skanky. And there ain’t nothin’ comfortable about this mess.

Let’s talk about leaving something to the imagination. In this picture, the only thing left to my imagination is why she has her jeans and drawers on crooked. Did she slip down? Is she stuck to the stool and can’t get loose? Because if she is, it’s time for her to get some help and go where she won’t be seen. (Maybe she’s married to this guy.)

So let’s break this down. Her jeans don’t fit. Her shirt doesn’t fit. And it’s obvious that her tie-dyed thong looks like somebody gave her a sideways wedgie, and she didn’t have time to try and fix it. This much is for sure: it didn’t happen when somebody was trying to stick a dollar bill in there, I can tell you that. (Follow Chely on twitter.)

And I just right now noticed, for Heaven’s sake, that you can see part of her rear end below the waist band! Peek-a-boo! I see skanky! I can’t look away. She’s like a wreck on the interstate.

Listen, girls: If you want a sexy blue jean look, start by getting a pair that fit. Don’t get them baggy, but please don’t leave your assets hanging in the wind. Here’s a test: if you sit down and you can feel a draft, you’ve gotta keep shopping around. And if you just have to wear that tie-dyed thong, make sure it’s covered. If you don’t, those people you hear laughing behind you… well, they just might be laughing at you.

Do you have a question for me? email chelyhugs@gmail.com.

xxoo
Chely!

Best Friend Problems

Best Friend Problems: “Friendships are Forever”

What Would Chely Do?
by Chely Sizemore
@chelysizemore

Jazmine writes: Dear Chely, I told my girlfriend we would hang out Saturday night, but then this cute guy asked me to a party he’s throwing, and I told him I would go. I really want to go. What should I do?

Jazmine: You made a mistake, girl. Don’t cause yourself best friend problems. First of all, take responsibility for it. Lots of times these days, people are looking for an excuse instead of taking responsibility.

Well… Now that we have out of the way, I will say it sounds like you may be more worried about missing the party than hurting your girlfriend. There will be other parties. But we only have so many friendships in our lives. Tell the guy that you accepted his invitation before you remembered you had other plans. (That might end up working in your favor. Hard to get is still one of our biggest weapons.) Tell him you already had plans to hang out with a friend, and the two of you might drop by the party if that’s okay.

Now, we’re not done yet. Tell your friend what you did. It’s okay to tell her you got a little anxious and lost your mind for a second. She’ll understand. Things like that have happened to the best of us, and y’all will probably have a big laugh about it. Then, ask her if she wants to drop by the party.

Have fun, and remember: parties are a dime a dozen, but friends are forever.

Do you have a question for me? email chelyhugs@gmail.com.

xxoo
Chely!

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