Vegas or Key West for the Dogs? Maybe neither?

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“Oh, boy! Leashes!”

“Yippee! Where we going? Where we going? Where we going?”

“I don’t know, and I don’t care. I just know I love to go.”

“Let’s play the game!”

“Okay, you go first.”

“Okay. I say we are going to Vegas, baby!”

“And what would you do in Vegas?”

“Go see Britney Spears! Hit me baby one more time. I still have that school girl outfit from Halloween a few years back.”

“You were adorable — a little sleazy, but in an adorable sort of way.”

“Thanks.”

“But I have bad news.”

“We’re not going to Vegas?”

“Probably not.”

“You have no faith. You’re so jaded.”

“Okay, it’s your turn. Where do you wish we were going?”

“I say we are going… to… Key West!”

“I could so go to Key West.”

“I know. We could hang with Jimmy Buffett, get us some of those drinks with umbrellas…”

“… and lay on the beach.”

“That’s lie.”

“No, I’m telling the truth.”

“No, it’s lie on the beach, not lay on the beach.”

“Dang, why do you have to nerd everything up? I’m over here having a fantasy about going to the beach, and you’re correcting my grammar.”

“Well, you can be right, or you can be wrong.”

“Okay, Miss Smarty Pants, we could sit on the beach. Now can we move on?”

“Hey, here’s a question: would you rather be Jimmy Buffett or Warren Buffett?”

“That’s a hard one. I guess I would rather be –”

“– dang it!”

“What?”

“We’re turning toward the kennel.”

“Shoot! No Britney. No Jimmy. No drinks with little umbrellas.”

“I love the kennel, though!”

“Me, too! We can just lay around all day.”

“That’s lie.”

“No, I’m serious…”

“I swear if you were a squirrel, you would never remember where you hid the first nut.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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