The Diet

barks between beagles diet“What are you doing?”

“Looking for a new diet to go on.”

“Why don’t you try the one where you just don’t eat as much.”

“I need an exciting diet… A diet with a cool name, a celebrity spokesperson. I need a New York Times bestseller diet! I need a diet that has been featured on Queen Latifah!”

“I love Queen Latifah.”

“Me, too. I wonder what kind of diet she is on?”

“What makes you think Queen is on a diet?”

“Because everybody is on a diet.”

“I’m not on a diet.”

“Then what keeps you from gaining weight?”

“I just don’t eat as much. I exercise. Now what are you doing?”

“Looking for a diet buddy. Someone who wants to go on an exciting diet with a cool name. Maybe one with a celebrity spokesperson!”

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About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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