How to: Date Me

katherine holmgren, beaverdamusa.comLooking for someone to share my buy one get one Chipotle burrito coupon with. Please apply by filling out the questionnaire below:




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Phone Number:

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City of Residence:

Chipotle Order:


Family Medical History:

Dog Person or Cat Person?

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Average Monthly Income:

Ideal Superpower:

Beach or Mountains?

Average Time You Let Dirty Dishes Just Sit in the Sink:

Highest Level of Education Completed:

List Your Hopes and Dreams:

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

5 years ago, where did you see yourself in 5 years?

Are you cool about killing spiders?

Are you cool with me not being cool about killing spiders?

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:

Name Five Capital Cities and their Corresponding States:

Explain the difference between There/Their/They’re:

What is your Spirit Animal?

Would your Spirit Animal say you are their Spirit Human if I asked?

Free Space:

Thank you for your submission. Winner will be notified via phone. Winner will also be expected to purchase the “buy one” portion of the buy one get one free Chipotle deal.

About Katherine Holmgren

Katherine Holmgren grew up in the metropolitan jungles of Kansas so she's street smart and deeply Midwestern. She moved to Nashville in 2008 and currently spends her time working at a desk by day and playing music by night. When she's procrastinating on the work she is supposed to be doing, Katherine enjoys eating at Chipotle, reminding people about her Swedish heritage, and assuring Netflix that yes, she is still watching. Play on.

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