Hunger Strike

barks between beagles BeaverDamUSA.com“Have you noticed the condition of these chew toys?”

“Deplorable. This one has been hit by the lawnmower a dozen times.”

“HEY! WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO DO TO GET SOME NEW CHEW TOYS ‘ROUND HERE?”

“Complaining never works. We need a strategy. Let’s do a hunger strike! We’ll get on the news, get the ASPCA involved. PETA! Betty White will come!”

“I love Betty White! What’s a hunger strike?”

“That’s when you refuse to eat. When they bring the food, you just slap the ground with your tail and push the deplorable chew toy toward them. And just before you starve to death, presto: new chew toys.”

“Let me get this straight: they bring food, and we don’t eat it.”

“Right.”

“Until we nearly starve.”

“Bingo, sister.”

“Hmmm.”

“You know what I hate about chew toys?”

“Overrated?”

“Soooo overrated.”

“HEY! WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO DO TO GET SOME FOOD ‘ROUND HERE?”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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