What Would Chely Do?
by Chely Sizemore
Cody writes: Dear Chely, My girlfriend likes Luke Bryan too much. She listens to him all the time, tweets at him. She even sleeps in a Luke Bryan T-shirt. Sometimes I think she loves Luke Bryan more than she loves me. Should I break up with her?
You are a fool! Your girlfriend doesn’t love Luke Bryan. Your girlfriend doesn’t even know Luke Bryan. She loves Luke Bryan the singer. She loves the way she thinks he’s singing those love songs to her. And she loves looking at him… that silky hair, beautiful face, those pearly white teeth and that luscious smile. And she probably loves the way he gets that come-here-girl look in his eyes. Whew… What was I talking about?
Oh, yes. I remember now. Cody, you’ve got to let that go. It’s okay for you to tell her that you wish she would give it a rest every now and then, but for Heaven’s sake, grow up. If you really think Luke Bryan is going to swoop into town, grab up your girlfriend up and take her off in the sunset, then you are dating someone who is way, way over your head.
Okay, I’ve gotta go. I’m in the mood for a little Luke Bryan… music that is. Well, I might look at just 1 or 2 photos.
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