Halloween Costumes: Naughty and Nice

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“What’s that?”

“A skirt.”

“Where’s the rest of it?”

“This is all of it, Miss Smarty Pants.”

“What’s it for?”

“My Halloween costume.”

“What are you going as, a dog who shrank her clothes?”

“A nurse, for your information.”

“A nurse.”

“That’s right.”

“Like at the vet?”

“I guess so. I keep my eyes closed the whole time we’re there, so I’m not really sure I’ve ever seen one. See the picture on the package?”

Naughty Nurse Costume.” If she has to bend over, the moon is going to be shining, that’s for sure. What does naughty mean?”

“I’m not sure. Probably something like life of the party.”

“Hey, at least it does come with a stethoscope. You should put it –”

“– it’s already in the freezer. I’m not going to take it out until Halloween! It will be frozen solid, just like in real life.”

“Well I am going as Snoopy.”

“Oh, that’s original! Geez. We are beagles, we look like Snoopy to begin with.”

“Yes, but I am going to carry my food bowl in my mouth, just like Snoopy does. I only wish I had a little bird to play Woodstock.”

“You know what I always wondered?”

“What?”

“Why Snoopy doesn’t bark to high heaven every time Woodstock comes around.”

“I know. He is so annoying.”

“So annoying.”

“Hey, let me check your pulse!”

“Get that thing away from me! It’s freezing.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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