A New Career?

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“Boy, that was one restful Memorial Day weekend, huh?”

“Tell me about it. Slept. Ate. Relaxed.”

“But it’s back to the old grind today.”

“You got that right.”

“So what are you gonna do?”

“Well, I’ve already eaten once. I think I’ll sleep and relax for a while.”

“Not me!”

“What do you mean? That’s what we do every day.”

“I mean I want to make a difference. I want to be a seeing-eye dog.”

“They’re called service dogs now, and you would be terrible at it.”

“Oh, is that so, Miss Smarty Pants? How do you figure that?”

“I can hear it now: ‘Why are Ginger and… Bob stuck in that rosebush?’ ‘Oh, they were going to cross the road but Ginger saw a squirrel and dragged Bob through that field, into those woods, back out the other side and bam, right in the rosebush.’ That’s what would happen if you were trying to be a service dog.”

“Hey, that’s not — Oh, you’re probably right. I would be terrible at it. I’m terrible at everything.”

“Don’t be so hard on yourself. We can’t help it. We’re hounds. Trackers. If you want to make a difference, do something using your nose!”

“I could be a drug dog at the airport! Sniffing out dope. Busting perps!”

“I don’t think they let the dogs bust perps, as you call it.”

“Well they should… Reach for the sky, scumbag! That’s what I would say.”

“Take it easy there, girl.”

“You know who I am interested in learning more about?”

“Who?”

“That Bob.”

“Who’s Bob?”

“The one you said I dragged through the bushes. I think he’s up to no good.”

“I just made that up as an example. I could’ve just as easily said Tom or Joe or Pete.”

“I don’t trust any of them.”

“Go to sleep, you’re delirious.”

“This crime fighting is making me tired.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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