New Food Bowls

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh boy! New food bowls!”

“I know! And it’s about time, too. I can’t believe they made us use the old ones for so long.”

“Look at your old bowl. Teeth marks. Unacceptable.”

“I was probably only 6 or 7 months old when I did that.”

“I can’t believe we’ve put up with them for so long.”

“Uh, me either… I don’t guess.”

“What do you mean you don’t guess? And look at that crack in mine! That happened the first day we got these. Do you remember how it got cracked? It was so funny. Man, we’ve eaten way too many meals in these bowls. I love the new ones.”

“They’re smaller.”

“Huh?”

“The new bowls. They’re smaller than the old ones.”

“Well, yeah, but it’s not like they ever got filled up anyway.”

“And they’re metal.”

“Stainless steel, to be exact. Precious metal for precious puppies!”

“Stainless steel isn’t a precious metal. I don’t like them! I want the old bowls back!”

“You know, the food doesn’t really taste right in stainless steel, does it?”

“What were we thinking?”

“Oh, well. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.”

“Did you just make that up?”

“I think I did.”

“What does it mean?”

“It doesn’t mean anything. Look at the size of Daisy over there. She can really fertilize a yard, if you know what I mean.”

“I wonder what kind of food she eats?”

“I don’t know, but I’ll bet it doesn’t come in one of these rust buckets.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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