Romance Lit for Beagles

barks between beagles,“What are you doing?”

“Writing a book.”

“Oh, good Heaven’s. About what?”

“A romance novel.”

“What do you know about romance?”


“Oh, enlighten me. Read me a little.”

“Okay, Miss Smarty Pants, I will… When he yawned, she could see by his deteriorating teeth that he was old enough to have sired her. Still, she panted like a puppy when she could smell that he had marked his territory just outside her fence.

“You know, that’s pretty good. Read on.”

“That’s all I have so far.”

“How long have you been working on it?”

“About a week.”

“Ah. At this rate, you’ll be finished around 2086.”

“I already have an editor. I don’t need you on my back, too.”

“Let me get this straight. You have an editor?”


“…Who is going to pay you to write a book?”


“You know, I write a little poetry. Do you think you could –”

“Oh, here it comes. You’re always so ‘me-me-me.’ I’ve got to get back to work.”

“You literary types are all alike: know-it-alls.”

“Shh. I think I have an idea for another sentence.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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