pine cone

The iCone 5S is far superior to the iCone 5C, but it still cannot bring food.

(Note: Barks Between Beagles has begun publishing only on Tuesdays, so you can rejoin your Friday Zumba class. Your cardiac health is our only concern.)

“…Siri, bring me some food.”

“What are you doing?”

“Shh… I’m starving… Siri, bring me some food.”

“I don’t think it works that way.”

“It works for people, why can’t it work for us?”

“Because first of all, Siri can only give you information. She can’t do physical tasks for you. And second, you’re speaking into a pine cone, not an iPhone.”

“Oh, yeah like that makes a difference. Okay Miss Smarty Pants, then tell me this: How come yesterday when I asked Siri for water, she sent water?”

“It rained 3 hours after you said it. It had been in the forecast for a week.”

“And the day before that, when I told Siri I was bored, she gave me something to bark at.”

“You bark at the wind, leaves, walkers, fire engines, police cars, squirrels, need I go on?”

“…Siri, make my sister shut up.”

“Thank you Siri. Works like a charm.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...


  1. tanna davis says:

    YOU NEED AN AGENT !!!!!!!! :)

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