Which Dog is Smarter?

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“What is that noise?”

“It’s that construction crew again.”

“What time is it?”

“Six forty-seven, a.m.”

“Are there not laws against this?”

“Apparently not.”

“If I don’t get a full night’s rest, I’ll be cranky all day.”

“What are you talking about? All you do all day is sleep, anyway.”

“Well, then Miss Smarty Pants, I’ll sleep cranky!”

“Would you look at that –”

“– What?”

“Up on that ladder. Look how high he is.”

“Oh, that’s nothing. Back in my day, I could jump on top of the doghouse in one leap. And I didn’t need a stinking ladder, either.”

“Oh, yeah, you were a regular circus performer. Step right up folks, and see the amazing Ginger jump on top of her doghouse. Boy, that would sell a lot of tickets.”

“Well then, what’s your best trick?”

“I don’t know. I never really thought about it.”

“See! Don’t make fun of what I can do if you can’t do anything better.”

“I don’t need a trick to be popular. I’ve got brains!”

“Brains… and no trick. Absolutely not one trick. Ha! I think I might just jump on the doghouse again, just for old times sake.”

“Oh, go ahead.”

“Ha! You didn’t think I could get up here, did you? Hey, what are you doing? Where did you get that new chew toy?”

“From Daisy.”

“Why did Daisy give you a chew toy?”

“She bet me that I couldn’t make you jump on top of the doghouse and look like a fool.”

“Hey!”

“You see, having brains comes in handy, especially when you need a shiny, new chew toy. Hey, Einstein, how’s the weather up there?”

“I hate you.”

“No you don’t.”

“I do a little.”

“You wanna chew with me?”

“Yeah, as soon as I figure out how to get down from up here.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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