Springtime Human Noise

barks between beagles fp“What is that noise?”

“Annoying, isn’t it. I think it’s a chainsaw.”

“Sounds more like a leaf blower to me.”

“Then why did you ask me what it was if you knew–  Oh, good grief, now there’s a lawnmower firing up.”

“I am going crazy from all this springtime human noise.”

“They don’t care.”

“What makes you say that?”

“I think that we get on their nerves when we bark. So they’re just paying us back.”

“Come on. Seriously?”

“I do. Think about it: they’re always telling us to be quiet.”

“They’re talking to us?”

“Of course they are. They call us by name.”

“I just don’t like to think about it.”

“Ah, denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.”

“Nice pun.”

“Nah, it’s as old as the hills.”

“Hey, there’s a bird. Wanna bark at it?”

“Nah, he couldn’t hear us over all this freakin’ noise!

“I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to speak up.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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