The Mystery of Starbucks

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“Oh, no! What…? No! What is…? What on God’s green earth is that horrible noise?”

“My new alarm clock. Don’t you love it?”

“Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!”

“We’re going to start getting up earlier. Get the day going. Carpe diem!”

“I’m gonna carpe your diem.”

“Oh, for Heaven’s sake, what’s wrong with you? The sun is rising, the birds are singing, the –”

“– the beagle is talking.”

“Get with the program. Do you want some coffee?”

“We’re dogs, we don’t drink coffee.”

“Well in that case, we don’t talk either. Cream and sugar?”

“Black.”

“Here.”

“So, the coffee maker is new, too?”

“I got it when I got the alarm clock. It’s part of my plan to jump-start the day.”

“Why don’t you just go to Starbucks like everyone else?”

Everyone else doesn’t go to Starbucks.”

“I don’t know about that. I see lots of pictures on Facebook of people at Starbucks.”

“That’s because for some reason, everybody who does go to Starbucks posts a picture of their coffee cup online… ”

“… sitting in their car.”

“Yeah, and the cup always has something written on it.”

“I know, what does that even mean?”

“Who knows. They should write, “This nut just paid $5 for a cup of coffee.”

“Ha! Yeah!”

“Uh-oh, don’t look now, but here comes Millie.”

“Oh, God, I despise poodles.”

“And look what she’s carrying.”

“What?”

“A dang Starbucks cup.”

“What does it have written on it?”

“I can’t see it from here. She’s probably already posted the picture.”

“Looking, looking… Yep! Here it is!”

“So predictable.”

“And she posted, hashtag fuelup, hashtag aroma, hashtag carpediem.”

“I’m gonna carpe her diem.”

“Naptime?”

“Yep.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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