Dog Allergies

barks between beagles fp“Ah, ah, ah, choo!”

“Bless you.”

“Thank you.”

“You know what I think?”

“I’m sure you’re going to tell me.”

“I think your allergies wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t put your face to the ground and rub it back and forth so much.”

“Oh, is that so? For your information, Miss. Smarty Pants, that’s how I deal with stress. It soothes me.”

“You know what soothes me?”

“I’m sure you’re going to tell me.”

“A long nap.”

“All you ever do is sleep.”

“Well at least I don’t waste my time aggravating my allergies by rubbing my face in the ground.”

“Keep it up and I’ll go do it on that wild onion patch over there. We sleep in the same crate, you know.”

“You’d be smarter to go hit that clover. You might find a four-leaf and it might bring you good luck.”

“Then my allergies might be gone!”

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