Clover, What is it Good For?

barks between beagles,“I love clover.”

“Me, too. Soft, cool. The flowers are pretty.”

“Yeah. You can make a necklace out of them. And what about that 4-leaf clover thing?”

“I’ve found a couple in my life.”

“It’s hard to believe there are people out there who don’t like clover.”

“Who doesn’t like clover? Everybody likes clover.”

“Okay, Miss Smarty Pants, then how do you explain the song Clover, What is it Good For?

“Oh, Lord.”

Absolutely nothin’ say it again, y’all. Clover, huh–

“Wait a minute! That’s not the way–”

What is it good for?–

“Shut up a minute!”

“Don’t you like my singing?”

“The song is War, not Clover. Good grief, Ginger. Do you really think that the most famous protest song from the Vietnam era was called… Clover, for Heaven’s sake?… Now what are you doing?”


“Feel free.”

“I am.”

“Wait for it.”

“Dang it.”

“Told ya.”

“I’ll bet you don’t know who originally did the song, though.”


“The Temptations.”

“I did not know that. Love The Temptations, though.”

“Yep. Ain’t too Proud to Beg.

“An anthem for beagles.”

“All dogs in general.”

“Yeah, but mainly beagles.”

Dog Allergies

barks between beagles fp“Ah, ah, ah, choo!”

“Bless you.”

“Thank you.”

“You know what I think?”

“I’m sure you’re going to tell me.”

“I think your allergies wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t put your face to the ground and rub it back and forth so much.”

“Oh, is that so? For your information, Miss. Smarty Pants, that’s how I deal with stress. It soothes me.”

“You know what soothes me?”

“I’m sure you’re going to tell me.”

“A long nap.”

“All you ever do is sleep.”

“Well at least I don’t waste my time aggravating my allergies by rubbing my face in the ground.”

“Keep it up and I’ll go do it on that wild onion patch over there. We sleep in the same crate, you know.”

“You’d be smarter to go hit that clover. You might find a four-leaf and it might bring you good luck.”

“Then my allergies might be gone!”

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