The UPS Driver

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“Have you seen the ankles on that new UPS driver?”

“Oh, yeah. Fleshy but firm.”

“Hairy but not like Godzilla hairy.”

“And you know when we bark at him and he tells us to shut up? I don’t think he means it.”

“I know. His mouth is saying ‘shut up,’ but his eyes are like ‘bite me.’”

“Yeah, but in a good way.”

“In a totally good way.”

“Shh! I think I hear a truck!”

“Oh please, oh please, oh please.”

“Dang it! FedEx.”

“But have you seen the ankles on that FedEx driver?”

“Oh, yeah…”

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