Have You Seen the Scissors?

barks between beagles, beaverdamusa.com“What are you doing?”

“Looking for the scissors.”

“They’re right there.”

“Where?”

“Under your leg.”

“Where?”

“Other leg.”

“Where?”

“Other leg.”

“Where?”

“Take a wild guess. How many legs have you not looked under?”

“Oh, thanks.”

“Why don’t you use gift bags?”

“That’s cheating.”

“No it’s not. At least I didn’t just then look like a dog chasing its tail looking for the scissors.”

“I hate that expression.”

“Me, too.”

“I wonder why there are so many expressions about dogs — three dog night… dog days of summer… it’s a dog’s life.”

“Dog tired.”

“Yeah. I’m dog tired of losing stuff. Have you seen the tape?”

“Yeah, it’s under your leg.”

“Where?”

“Other leg.”

“Where?”

“Seriously?”

“Oh, thanks.”

“Can I open my presents when you finish wrapping them?”

“Are you kidding? After I go to all this trouble, you just want to rip them open? Tear them to shreds?”

“I’ll let you have yours.”

“We’ll talk. Have you seen the To/From tags?”

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