Chely Loses Her Temper with Selfish Brianna

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by Chely Sizemore
@chelysizemore

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Brianna Writes: Dear Chely, My boyfriend has to work every Friday and Saturday night, and I’m getting tired of it. I either stay home or end up hanging out with another couple. I’m not having any fun in this relationship. Should I break up with him?

Dear Becky: Oh, yes. By all means break up with him just because his boss schedules him to flip burgers when you’d rather be going to the movies. And while you’re at it, you could just sue him for all the buttered popcorn you missed out on because of his job. Maybe I’m just in a bad mood, but sometimes I get sick and tired of people being so selfish. Let me ask you a question, Brianna. Did your boyfriend buy you a Christmas present? A birthday present? Did he get you candy for Valentine’s? I’ll bet he did. And does he take you out when he’s not working? I’ll bet he does. And do you know where that money came from? His job! I’ll tell you this much, if I were him, I would break up with you and find me a girl that appreciated me for trying to be just a little responsible! Oh, I hope I didn’t say an ugly word. Sometimes one flies out before I realize it. I really need to work on that.

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xoxo
Chely!

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My Boyfriend Loves My Truck More Than Me

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by Chely Sizemore
@chelysizemore

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Britney writes: Dear Chely, I’ve been going out with this boy for a while, and I’m beginning to think he only dates me because of my truck. Sometimes I feel like it would be okay with him if I just stayed home.

Dear Britney: Every girl has faced something like this. When I was about your age, I got a brand new bass boat, and the boys came out of the woodwork wanting to go fishing. Then I realized they didn’t care about fishing. They just wanted me to take them out in the boat. Boys are basically idiots, and they’re always going to want something we’ve got, whether it’s a boat, or a truck, or — well, you get the idea. Here’s a little experiment you can try: Call up your boyfriend and tell him you wrecked your truck last night. If he immediately asks if you got hurt, you’re in the clear. If he asks if you hurt the truck, you may need to upgrade to something with a little something more under the hood, if you know what I mean.

Do you have a question for me? email chelyhugs@gmail.com.

xoxo
Chely!

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