The UPS Driver

barks between beagles We’re going to start publishing this at 10 a.m., instead of 7 a.m. Thanks for your support. — G & MA.)

“Have you seen the ankles on that new UPS driver?”

“Oh, yeah. Fleshy but firm.”

“Hairy but not like Godzilla hairy.”

“And you know when we bark at him and he tells us to shut up? I don’t think he means it.”

“I know. His mouth is saying ‘shut up,’ but his eyes are like ‘bite me.’”

“Yeah, but in a good way.”

“In a totally good way.”

“Shh! I think I hear a truck!”

“Oh please, oh please, oh please.”

“Dang it! FedEx.”

“But have you seen the ankles on that FedEx driver?”

“Oh, yeah…”

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Read Jack Hanna, last Friday’s “Barks Between Beagles” 

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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