Wet Spacebar

barks between beagles BeaverDamUSA.com“I can’t believe we’re going to blog.”

“I know. Most dogs don’t even have a computer.”

“And the ones who do can’t type.”

“I know. They’re all like, ‘I can’t type! I don’t have thumbs! Oh, no!’

“You know how I type?”

“Hit the spacebar with your nose?”

“Works like a charm. Don’t even need a thumb.”

“You know what I love?”

“What?”

“A wet spacebar.”

“Okay Mavis Beacon, what are we gonna call the blog?”

“What do you think about ‘The Beagle Blog?’”

“Oh, that’s really creative. Look out blog-o-sphere, here we come.”

“All right, what’s your bright idea?”

“Barks Between Beagles.”

“I hate you. Yes, we have to call it that.”

“And we’re publishing it on the most popular blogging site in the world?”

“No, we’re publishing it on BeaverDamUSA.com.”

“I’m trying to create a buzz here!”

“Whatever. Let’s do it on Tuesdays at 7 a.m.”

“We’re still asleep at 7 a.m.”

“We’ll set an alarm. Let’s do it on Fridays, too.”

“You’re killing my slumber.”

“Cry me a river.”

About Ginger & MaryAnn

Ginger and MaryAnn are two sister-beagles of a certain age who blog each Tuesday about their life. Mostly, they eat, sleep and blog. Occasionally, they're tormented by MacGyver, a good-for-nothing alley cat. They're dogs, after all, so their attention spans are...

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