We’re glad you asked! Welcome to the Beaver Dam Roadside Tavern in beautiful Catfish County, USA. Don’t look for it on Google maps, because you won’t find it. Just rest assured that it’s always within walking distance of where ever you are. We rarely take ourselves too seriously because we feel the world is serious enough already. We want to entertain you. That’s it. If we can make you laugh, remember or think about something in a different way, we’ve done our job. Our talented bloggers work hard to make that happen. We’re glad you’re here. Come in and look around. And for Heaven’s Sake, don’t go home without a souvenir! We’ve gotta eat! Buy something.
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